Last night I was sitting on my computer in my office. I heard a disturbing noise and turned around to 2 very nasty little wasps flying around the window. I say little but these things were huge. If you ever have a battle with wasps in your home, here is what I suggest you do.
- Go running through the house and scream at your significant other.
- Have the kids scream with you, it’s way funner that way.
- After your significant other kills one and goes to work leaving you to battle the 2nd one he lost, you freak out!
- Arm yourself with a can of spray and say a little prayer.
- Now totally freak out your Great Dane (oops). Don’t worry, any dog will do.
- Get the kids to stand outside the room while you run in and spray everywhere.
- Then run out and shut the door that way you have no idea where it went.
- Now go in and spray again, you really wanna piss that thing off, really go for it this time!
- Repeat steps 4-6 til it goes down and your room is covered in spray
- Throw something on the wasps and squiiiish it!
- Now go to bed, I know your tired after that
You know what’s funny? The next morning I went to pick the wasp up and it was about a foot away from where I left it. Creepy little things.
